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notyourplayground:

anarkissy:
anarkissy:
ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel
in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel
in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel
in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel
#besties i am starting to think the human skeletal system might just be trash (via @cicerfics)
you are not wrong bestie

(via voldey)

womens-suffrage-revival-squad:

nevertheless-moving:
funnytwittertweets:
same energy as that buffy episode where the big bad ‘can’t be hurt by any weapon forged’ and she’s like ‘it’s been a 500 years are you sure’ and annihilates it with a fuckin M136 rocket launcher

(via characterlimit)

centrally-unplanned:

chronicintrovert:
i can’t do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can’t fucking do this anymore!
Area Man Who Has “Had Enough” Wakes Up Next Morning at 6:30 AM to Commute to Work Again

(via characterlimit)

boghermit:

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics

(via moocyst)

huffylemon:

(via voldey)

rillabel:

transactinides:
transactinides:
why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or
NEVERMIND.

(via moocyst)

doradotcom:

you tell a kid theyre an old soul and ten years later theyre on tumblr dotcom posting about being just like george costanza

(via characterlimit)

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog:

You’ve probably never heard of the corporation Danaher.
That’s how they like it. It allows them to Reverse Robin Hood their way to profits gleaned from the world’s poorest people.
But that ends today. We’re shining a light on Danaher’s business practices. And we’re gonna keep shining that light–and make Danaher and their Very Private Executives famous–until they stop price-gouging the world’s poorest countries for lifesaving TB diagnostics.

cowboy:

starjasmines:
cowboy:
What would happen if you got an email
i would check it
You sick fuck.

(via tyleroakley)

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:
Guy came up to me and yelled so loudly that it made me jump. All caps isn’t enough I need wordart to describe how loud he was. This was not “I can’t tell I’m being loud” this was “In another life I was the town crier” loud. Hear ye hear ye loud. He was friendly, but holy crap